经典美剧《老友记》-第六季-第二十集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英

2024年2月7日发(作者：)

"We've got 3 minutes till it blows. We won't make it!" 反应炉3分钟后就要爆炸

"You've got to get out of here! Save yourself!" 我们逃不掉了 你得赶快逃命

"I won't leave you." 不行，我不会扔下你

"Don't worry about me. I'm a robot. I'm just a machine!" 别管我

我是机器人，我只是一台机器

-"No,you're not. Not to me." -Oh,my God. 对我来说不是 天哪

-What? -I am extremely talented. 怎样？ 我太有才华了

-Yeah. You're great. -Yeah. 你确很棒

-Okay,let's take it from.. -No,I mean, I was really acting my ass off. 好，我们从…

不是，我真的超会演的

I thought I was pretty good,too. 我觉得我也很不错

Yeah,you're solid. You're just no me. 你是很不错，只不过不是我

You know what? I think that's enough for now. 我看就先这样

I don't want to be over-rehearsed. 我不想排练过头

Fine. I'll do it without you! 没关系，我自己演

I don't need you or anybody else! 我不需要你或任何人

I'm gonna make it on my own! 我会靠我自己成功

You'll see! You'll all see! 等着瞧，都给我等着瞧

The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. 本集播出：“试镜风波”

21 你要去试什么镜？

It's a new TV show. 是一部新影集

I'm up for the part of Mac, Machiavelli, or "Mac"! 我的角色叫麦克麦可维利 也叫麦克

I'm a detective and I solve crimes with my robot partner. 我是个侦探 和我的机器人拍档

一起打击犯罪

He's a 他是人性化电脑

electronically enhanced secret enforcer. 电子秘密杀手

Or "C.H.E.E.S.E." 简称吉事

-So Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.? -That's the title! 麦克与吉事 那就是剧名

They lucked out that the initials spell "cheese." 幸好缩写刚好是吉事

That is lucky. 真是幸好

So Joey,if you get this, you're gonna 要是你拿到这个角色

the star of your own TV show. 就有你自己的影集了

I mean,you'll be like the "Big Cheese" or the "Big Mac." Hey, you love those!

你就会被称为大吉事（汉堡） 或是大麦克（麦香堡） 都是你的最爱

Don't get your hopes up. It probably won't happen. 别抱太大期望，应该没那么好

Why would you say that? 你为什么要这么说？

Well,I mean, come on, guys. My own TV show? 拜托，我主演的影集耶？

-I don't know if I'm good enough. -I am. 我都不知道我配不配 我配

What are you talking about? You're a terrific actor. 乔伊，你在说什么？ 你是个很棒的演员

-You really think so? -How can you even ask that question? 真的吗？ 你怎么能这么问

-She's pretty. -Yeah. And she's really nice too. 她真漂亮 对，人也很好

She taught me all about how to work 她教我怎么面对镜头

and "smell the fart" acting. 和闻屁演技法

-I'm sorry. What? -Excuse me? 什么？

It's like you got so many lines to learn 因为在短时间内要背很多台词

sometimes you need time to remember your next one. 有时得停下来想下一句

So while you're thinking of it, you take this pause where you look intense. 在你想的时候

要来个大停顿，表情故作严肃

You know, like this: 就像这样

Okay. 好

Here's my scene! Here's my scene! 该我了该我了

Mrs. Wallace? I'm Dr. Drake Ramorey, your sister's surgeon. 华勒斯太太，我是拉莫瑞医生

令妹的神经外科医生

You sister is suffering 令妹得了一种…

Well,Eva,we've done some excellent work here. 伊娃，偶们有不凑的进展

（我们有不错的进展）

And I would have to say your problem is quite clear. 老俗唆，你的困老很清此

（老实说，你的困扰很清楚）

All you want is a tinkle 你只是想要一个老二

What you envy's a schwang 你在忌妒男人

A thing through which you can tinkle 你想要拿它来撒尿

Or play with or simply let hang 或是把玩，或是挂在那边

I play Al Pacino's butt. 我演艾尔帕西诺的屁股

All right? 好吗？

He goes into the shower and then, I'm his butt. 他进去淋浴 然后我就是他的屁股

-Oh,my God. -Come on,you guys. -天哪 -别这样

This is a movie and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big! 这是一部电影

艾尔帕西诺主演，很不得了

It's terrific. You deserve this. After years 的确很棒 你当之无愧，努力了这么久

you've finally cracked your way into show business. 终于可以“屁美”别人了

Okay,fine, make jokes. I don't care. This is a big break for me. 好，你们笑吧，我不在乎

这是我的一大突破

-No,you're right,it is. -Yeah. 你说得很对

So,you gonna invite us to the big opening? 你会找我们去看你 “精屁”的演出吗？

All right,I'm out of here. Wish me luck. 好，我要走了，祝我好运

Good luck,good luck We all wish you good luck 加油，加油，我们祝你好运

Yeah,whatever. 随便啦

Wow,if I could dance, I'd be a triple threat. 要是我会跳舞就更可怕了

It's your turn. 该你了

Oh,are we playing this? 我们有在玩喔？

How'd the audition go? 试镜结果如何？

Terrible. I messed up every word. I shouldn't even be an actor. 很烂 我把台词都念坏了

我不该当演员的

Wait. Are you pretending it didn't go well, but it really did go well?

等等，你又在假装不顺利了吗

-Yeah, did I fool you? -Totally! -对，有唬过你们吗？ -一愣一愣的

-So it did go well? -Amazingly well! 所以很顺利罗 顺利得不得了

-Great! -It's down to me and two other guys. 太好了 只剩我和另外两个人三选一 天哪

And they're really good. 那两个人都很厉害

One's from those allergy commercials who's chased by flowers. 其中一个就是在过敏广告里

被巨无霸花朵追来追去的人

Oh,I love that guy! 我好喜欢那个人

What are you doing? 你在干什么？

What am I doing? 我在干什么？

I'm so nervous,you know? The callback is tomorrow at 5:00. 我好紧张 明天下午5点才要复试

-I feel like my head's gonna explode. -Well,it is overdue. 我的头好像要爆炸了

你的头早该爆了

-Don't worry. You'll be fine. -But it's so much pressure. 放心，你一定没问题 压力真的好大

What you guys do is different. I don't know if you'd understand. 很抱歉，但你们的工作很不同

我不知道你们能不能体会

Yeah,we don't have pressure at our jobs. 是啊，我们的工作都没有压力

I know what time it is,but I'm looking at the wee-ness and I'm not happy. 我知道现在几点了

但是我对这份报告很不满意

Well,I'm tearing the lettuce. 我在撕生菜

-Is it dirty? -Don't worry,I'll wash it. 它脏吗？ 放心，我会洗

Don't. I like it dirty. 不必，我喜欢脏的

That's your call. 你决定就好

So what are you going to do next? 你接下来要做什么？

I thought I'd cut up the tomatoes. 我要切蕃茄

Are they firm? 它们结实吗？

-They're all right. -You sure they haven't gone bad? 还不差 你确定它们没有变坏？

You sure they're not very,very bad? 你确定它们不是很坏很坏？

-No,really. They're okay. -You gonna slice them real nice? 它们还好 你会把它们切得很漂亮吗？

Actually,I was gonna do them julienne. 其实我想切丝

I'm out of here. 我要走了

I'm quitting. I just helped an 81-year-old woman put on 摩妮卡，我要辞职

我帮一个老女人挤进丁字裤

and she didn't even buy it. 结果她也没买

I'm quitting. That's it. I'm talking to my boss right now. 我要辞职 我现在就要跟老板说

Yes,I am. Yes,I am. 我要我要我要…

Bye. Call me when you get this message. 再见，听到留言请回电

Well,what happened? 怎么了？

Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was 他来按摩，本来都没事 后来…

Oh,my God. 天哪

And all of a sudden, his hands weren't the problem anymore. 然后突然间毛手毛脚成了小事

-Was it? -Boy Scouts could've camped under there. 他有没有… 用来搭帐棚都绰绰有余

You ate my sandwich? 你吃了我的三明治？

It was a mistake. It could happen to anyone. 很单纯的错误，谁都可能会犯

Really? 是吗？

Now calm down. 你别激动

Come look in my office. Some of it may still be in the trash. 来我的办公室找

垃圾桶里可能还有

-What? -Well,it was quite large. 什么？ 它很大

I had to throw most of it away. 我只好扔掉一大半

You threw my sandwich away? 你…你扔掉我的三明治

My sandwich? 我的三明治

My sandwich! 我的三明治

It's just,I want this part so much. 我好想拿到这个角色

If I don't get this part, I'm never gonna eat macaroni and cheese again. 要是我没拿到

我就再也不吃起司通心面

I didn't say that. That doesn't count. 不，我没说，我骗人

Come on,guys. It's not like I moved to Europe. 别这样，我又不是搬去欧洲

I just moved across the hall. 我只是搬到对面

And we would have you over all 我们也想经常请你们来坐

if it weren't for Monica's allergies. 但是摩妮卡会过敏

You're right,I could never lie to you. 没错，我骗不了你们

She hates you. 她讨厌你们

Should I get that? 要接吗？

Hello? No,Joey's not here right now. Can I take a message? 你好 乔伊现在不在，你要留言吗？

Yeah,okay. So the audition's been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? 好，试镜从5点改到2点半？

Okay,great. Bye. 好的，再见

-Aren't you dressed yet? -Am I naked again? 你还没穿衣服？ 我又光着身体了？

We're meeting my parents in 15 minutes. 我们15分钟后要去见我爸妈

I was just talking to the guys. Look at them. 好，我只是在跟它们聊天

Is it okay if they come visit? 你看它们嘛 它们可以去找我们吗？

What about my allergies? 那我的过敏怎么办？

Right. Your allergies. 也对，你会过敏

All her. She hates you. 都是她，她讨厌你们

Yes! All right. 漂亮

How cool would it be if you could watch a life-size version of this?

要是这些小人能变成真人大小 该有多酷？

-I mean,how crazy would that be? -As crazy as soccer? 该有多过瘾？ 跟足球一样过瘾？

Hello? 你好

What are you talking about? The audition's at 5. 你在说什么？5点才试镜

Well,nobody told me. 没有人告诉我

Who'd you talk to? 你跟谁说的？

Never mind. 没事

You mean you didn't get it from this? 这样你看不懂吗？

-The allergy guy got the part. Thanks. -Maybe we can fix it. -那个过敏人入选了，谢谢你啊 -也许还可以补救

Maybe we can send him some big flowers and scare him! 我们可以送巨无霸花去吓他

How could you do this? This could've turned my career around. 你怎么能这样？

这个角色可以让我的事业翻红

I messed up,okay? I'm sorry. I really messed up. 是我不好 对不起，我真的错了

Why'd you answer my phone? 你根本也不住这里了 干嘛接我的电话？

-I have a machine! -Which I bought for you. -我有答录机 -是我买给你的

Taught you how to use it. You thought it was a copier. 还教你怎么使用 你以为它是影印机

If there was anything I could do, I'd do it. 我愿意尽全力挽救这个错误

Everybody's allowed one mistake,right? 但是人起码可以犯一次错

He could have gotten me a VCR or golf clubs. 他可以送我录影机 可以送我高尔夫球具

But no,he has to get me the "Woman Repeller." 可是他偏偏要让我把女人吓跑

The eyesore from the "Liberace House of Crap!" 一个废五金行里最丑的东西

-It's not that bad. -Easy for you to say. 没那么严重

You don't have to sport a reject from the "Mr. T" collection. 你又不必戴着

被某个老粗淘汰的金饰到处跑

I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry! I do! I do! “我真同情戴这个手饰的人” “真的”

I pity the “我真同情戴这个…” 你好

When you were late last night, Kathy and I were 你昨天晚归 凯西和我聊了起来

one thing led to 事情演变到后来就…

And what? Did you sleep with her? 就什么？你跟她上床？

-No! No,I just kissed her. -What? That's even worse! 没有，我只是吻了她 什么？那样更糟！

-How? -I don't know! But it's the same! 怎么会更糟？ 我不知道，反正都一样

I have no excuses. I was over the line. 你说得对，我无话可说 我太过分了

Over the line? 过分？

You're so far past the line you can't even see it! 你根本就过分到...

The line is a dot to you! 连过分见到你都会说你过分

I'm not saying you should magically forgive me. 我不是要你奇迹式的原谅我

But you're not perfect. You've made errors in judgment. 但你也不完美 你也做过错误的判断

Name one! 举个例子

What happened? 怎么回事？

Man! He promised he wouldn't take the chairs! 他答应不拿沙发椅的

How were you locked in? And where the hell's all of our stuff? 怎么回事？你怎么会被关进去

我们的东西呢？

This guy came to look at 有一个人来看柜子

and he didn't think it was big enough to fit a man. 他说它塞不下一个大人

So you got in voluntarily? 所以你就自愿进去？

I was trying to make a sale! 我想把柜子卖出去

If I ever run into him again, know what I'll do? 要是让我碰上他 你猜我会怎样？

Bend over? 把屁股翘起来？

There's Lori. 她来了

Remember,no trading. You get the pretty one,I get the mess. 记住，不准交换

美女是你的，失恋女是我的

-Hi,Joey. -Hey. 乔伊

Well,well. Look what you brought. 他就是你带来的人

And what did you bring? 你又带了谁来？

She's checking her coat. 她在寄放外套

Joey,I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. 乔伊，我要去洗个手

Will you get me a white Zinfandel and a glass of red for Janice. 你帮我叫一杯白酒

帮珍妮丝叫一杯红酒

Janice? 珍妮丝？珍妮丝？

Oh,my God! 我…的…天哪

Joey's tailor took advantage of me. 乔伊的裁缝吃我豆腐

What? 什么？

No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years. 不可能 我找他做了12年衣服

You said he'd do 拜托啦，他说要量裤管内侧

then he ran his hand up my leg and then 然后他的手一路摸上来 然后就…

What? 怎样？

Cupping. 包住了

That's how they do pants! 裤子就是那样量的

-Isn't that how a tailor measures? -Yes,yes,it is. In prison! 罗斯，你告诉他

裤子不都是那样量的？ 是啊是啊…在监狱里

I said name one! 叫你举一个就好

-I can't believe I did this. -Stop beating yourself up. 我居然这么粗心，我真白痴 别再自责了

People make mistakes. These things happen. 人都会犯错，这是难免的

There aren't any messages you've forgotten to give me? 你没有忘记帮我记留言吧？

Apparently,you're not very good at it. 是你自己逊

-Do you think he'll forgive me? -Of course. 你们觉得他会原谅我吗？ 当然会

The important thing is that you forgive yourself. 但最重要的是 你得原谅自己

-You know what,I kind of have. -Already? 其实我已经原谅自己了 这么快？

That was pretty bad what you did. 你犯的错蛮严重的

He will forgive you. 他会原谅你的

I like to bring a pad with me when I answer the phone, okay? 我接电话时都会带便条纸… 好啦

-You didn't see how mad he was. -I'm sure he'll forgive you. 你没看到他气成什么样子

他一定会原谅你的

We've all been there. You fight, you make up. That's how it works. 我们都有这种经验

吵架，和解，就是这样

It took two people to break up this relationship! 这段感情会破裂是两个人的错

Yeah! You and that 对，你和影印店那个女的

which yesterday you took responsibility for! 你昨天表明愿意负责

I didn't know what I was taking responsibility for. 我不知道我负的是什么责

-I didn't finish the letter. -What? 我没把信看完 什么？

-I fell asleep. -You fell asleep? 我睡着了 你睡着了？

It was 5:30 in the morning. 当时是早上5点半

And you had rambled on for 18 pages. 你一废话就废话了十八页

Front and back! 正反面都写满了

And by the way? Y-O-U, apostrophe R-E means,"you are." 还有 “你得”是指“你必须”

Y-O-U-R means "your." “你的”是代表所有格

I can't believe I thought of getting back together with you. 我居然会想跟你复合

We are so over! 我们根本就完了

Fine by me! 无所谓

And just so you know, it's not 顺便告诉你 那种事并不常见

it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal! 并非男人都会那样 那是很严重的

I knew it! 我就知道

-You had no right to go out with him. -That's ridiculous.. 你没有权利和他约会

这真是太荒谬…

-You sold me out! -I did not! 你出卖我 我没有出卖你

-You did! You sold me.. -Would you let me talk? -你有！你出卖我... -让我说话好吗？

Did you just flick me? 你弹我的额头吗？

Well,you wouldn't let me finish and.. 你不让我说完，我很…

Stop it! 你不让我说完，我很…

-Stop. -Stop. 你不让我说完，我很…

-All right. No,let's not do this. -No! -好，不要这样 -不

-Happy thoughts. -No! -想想快乐的事 -不

-Happy thoughts. -No! -快乐的事 -不！

Okay,now I'm gonna kick some ass! 好，我要发威了

All right. Now,I will let go if you both stop. 你们住手，我就放手

-Fine. -Fine. 好吧

There we go. 这不就结了

You know what? If we were in prison, you guys would be my bitches. 如果我们在坐牢

你们就是我的喽罗

Okay, buddy boy, here it is. 兄弟，如何啊

You hide my clothes? I'm wearing everything you own. 你藏我的衣服 我就穿你全部的衣服

Oh,my God! 我的天哪

Look at me,I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? 看啊，我是钱德

我穿的衣服够多吧？

Maybe if I wasn't going commando. 因为我去玩野战游戏

I tell you,it's hot with all this on. I'd better not do any lunges. 穿这么多衣服真热

我最好别做弓箭步

Joey? 乔伊？

Got you the Joey special! Two pizzas! 我买了欢乐套餐，有两个披萨

乔伊？ 我买了欢乐套餐，有两个披萨

Hello? Damn it! 你好 又来了

Hello? 你好

No,Joey's not here right now, but I can take a message. I think. 乔伊现在不在

我可以帮你留言…应该吧

He's still got a chance for the part? That's great news! 他还有机会？真是太好了

Well,no,obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. 我不是说那位被狗咬伤的演员

That's great. I'll give Joey the message. 太好了，我会转告乔伊，谢谢

Yes! 漂亮

Okay. 好

麦克…

试镜…

at 2:00. 2点钟

过敏…

演员…

attacked. 遭攻击

被狗…

不是…

flowers. 被花

-Tell me you got the message. -What message? -请告诉我你有收到留言 -什么留言？

The actor playing Mac couldn't do it. They needed you at 2. 要演麦克的演员不能演

他们要你2点过去

What? It's 6:00! 什么？明明是6点

Look! I wrote it on the board! 我有写在留言板上

I wrote it down, then went looking for you! 我写在留言板上 然后跑遍整个纽约找你

I went to Ross's, the 我跑去罗斯家，跑去咖啡馆

I went to any place they make sandwiches! 跑去每一个有三明治的地方

-I can't believe this,Chandler! -I'm sorry. 怎么这样啦 对不起

-I don't know what to say! -You might say congratulations! -我不知道该说什么 -那就说恭喜吧

I saw the board, I went to the audition, I got the part! 我看到留言板，跑去试镜 我中了

Was that funny? I was worried. 你觉得很好笑吗？ 我刚才真的很担心

-I'm sorry. -That fake-out thing is just mean. 有时候这样骗人真的很恶劣

Oh,I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you feel bad. 抱歉，我不是故意要害你内疚

Well,that's good. 那就好

Because you didn't! And I'm incredibly happy for you! 因为我没有内疚 我好替你高兴

That's mean! 你好恶劣

-You had me going! -We could do this all day. 你害我惭愧 再玩就玩不完了

Yeah,you're right. 也对

Let's talk about what a huge star I'm gonna be. 好，我们来聊聊我会有多红

You're gonna be huge! I'm gonna hug you! 你会变成超级大明星

-You hug me! -All right. 我要抱你 来抱吧

-Do we do this too much? -I think so. 我们会不会太爱抱了？ 我也觉得

-Yeah. Get off me. -Yeah. 放开我 就是啊

"C.H.E.E.S.E., I'm not leaving without you. 吉事，我不会扔下你的

Route your backup power source through your CPU." 你从中央处理器 启动备用电源

"l can't! My circuits are fried! They're fried, I tell you!" 没办法，我的电路烧焦了

焦到不能再焦

"Then I'll carry you!" 那我就背你

"That'll be a " 好棒的招数啊

"when you're dead!" 等你死了再说

You don't have to yell. 罗斯，你不必用喊的

There was just an explosion. My hearing would be impaired. 刚才有爆炸，我的听力会受损

I thought you were great. 我觉得你很棒

For a minute,I was like, "Where'd Ross go?" 刚才我甚至觉得“罗斯呢？”

Thank you. And that first scene where you 谢谢 你和麦克见面的第一场戏…

-Yeah? -Oh,my God. 怎样？ 我的天哪

And you know what? 怎样？ 我的天哪

That's enough for today. Thanks for your help. 今天就到此为止，多谢帮忙

-Holding us back. -Totally. 他欺压新人 就是啊

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